Sebastian's Trial Pt. 1

The Honourable Judge Morris says: Sebastian Harvey Radishbottom
Sebastian says: yes
The Honourable Judge Morris says: you stand accused of several counts of miscreancy and skull duggery
The Honourable Judge Morris says: how do you plead?
Sebastian says: I plead insanity.
The Honourable Judge Morris says: ...
The Honourable Judge Morris says: does the defence agree?
Sebastian says: "yes sir, in fact we have a note from a doctor of psycho-analysis that this is indeed the case that he is a very, very sick minded individual."
The Honourable Judge Morris says: ...
The Honourable Judge Morris says: ok
The Honourable Judge Morris says: well
The Honourable Judge Morris says: lets proceed with the prosecution anyway
The Honourable Judge Morris says: "if it pleases your honour the prosecution we would like to present our case in video form"
The Honourable Judge Morris says: proceed
The Honourable Judge Morris says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBb0zSmNevY
Sebastian says: SHIT this had better not be about the duck
The Honourable Judge Morris says: "the prosecutions rests your honour"
Sebastian says: "you honour, i'm afraid the defence has no comment at this time, recess plz?"
The Honourable Judge Morris says: ...
The Honourable Judge Morris says: over ruled
The Honourable Judge Morris says: i don’t wish to drag this out any longer than we have to
The Honourable Judge Morris says: will the defence call your first witness?
The Honourable Judge Morris says: ...
Sebastian says: "i would first like to call up to the stand, Mr James Earl Jones."
The Honourable Judge Morris says: ...
The Honourable Judge Morris says: proceed
Sebastian says: NIGGER
Sebastian says: "MISTRIAL!"
Sebastian says: "yes indeed"
Sebastian says: "RACISMS!"
The Honourable Judge Morris says: hm...
The Honourable Judge Morris says: moving testimony
The Honourable Judge Morris says: but will the defence stick to relevant questions?
The Honourable Judge Morris says: Mr. Radishbottom
Sebastian says: ur yes?
Sebastian says: "Sh, you don't need to answer that"
The Honourable Judge Morris says: excuse me what is the name of Mr. Radishbottoms defence?
The Honourable Judge Morris says: Mr. Radishbottom
The Honourable Judge Morris says: what is your defences name?
Sebastian says: DAAAAAAN
Sebastian says: "i'm a lawyer, and i will hereby like to file suit against the judge for sexual harassment by referring to my client as Mr Radishbottom."
The Honourable Judge Morris says: ...
The Honourable Judge Morris says: over ruled
The Honourable Judge Morris says: this is not a sexual harassment suit hearing
The Honourable Judge Morris says: that will be dealt with at a later date
The Honourable Judge Morris says: will the prosecution please call your first witness?
The Honourable Judge Morris says: "we'd like to call the right honourable reverend Winston to the stand"
The Honourable Judge Morris says: you ready for this?
Sebastian says: "yes indeedy".
Fred has been added to the conversation.
The Honourable Judge Morris says: Mr. Winston
The Honourable Judge Morris says: do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god?
The Honourable Judge Morris says: Mr.Winston?
The Honourable Judge Morris says: is there some problem?
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Sebastian says: haaaaaaaaa
Sebastian says: "MISTRIAL"
The Honourable Judge Morris says: "the prosecution calls for a short recess"
The Honourable Judge Morris says: sustained
The Honourable Judge Morris says: this hearing is adjourned and will rejoin in 5 minutes
Sebastian says: HA
Sebastian says: i'm gunna go off scott free
The Honourable Judge Morris says: Court is now in session
Sebastian says: actually, question what i am being prosecuted for?
The Honourable Judge Morris says: Sgt. Winston of the NYPD will now testify
Fred has been added to the conversation.