Welcome to the strangely wonderful world of 'Stop Fighting, It's Only Dinner'; a collection of chat logs from a group of confused, androgenous, and horrifyingly explicit friends.

Sunday, 28 September 2008

Sebastian the Pimp

Fred says: I wish you were a pimp
Fred says: And I was a cop
Fred says: I could come to you for sex love partners after long shifts :)
Sebastian says: that would be awesome
Sebastian says: and my name would be "A Pimp Named Slick-Seb"
Fred says: What sort of suit would you wear?
Sebastian says: pinstripe
Sebastian says: with a red tie
Sebastian says: and white shoes
Sebastian says: and hair oiled back
Sebastian says: and face oiled forward.
Fred says: :D

No comments: