The Porn Revolution of 2008

Tea: Ahh, Trebor make nice sweets, I think I'll let them off when the revolution comes...
Fred: The revolution that will sweep aside the credit crunch with something much more meaningful?
Fred: Because I'd like to see you keep middle aged bankers interested in something other than fluxuating numbers and Thai brides
Fred: Unless you propose a revolution in porn?
Fred: Guilt free would be the essential necessary change
Tea: What would a revoloution in porn entail? O_o
Fred: I'm not sure, but I seem to recall the last revolution you proposed was a Romantic one and I just don't see it working
Fred: Perhaps making porn downloadable without the threat of viruses
Fred: (What the hell am I on about?)
Tea: I've pretty much conceded all hope of a revolution now, in all honesty... people are too rubbish (a small colony of not rubbish people would be nice though...even a flat??). So...what will be the outcome of this wonderous, virus-free world of porn?
Fred: And guilt free*
Tea: Of course ^^
Fred: I can only imagine that the outcome would be a world of wankers, but we're at that stage now so.... well.... a world of perpetual wankers?
Tea: Sounds...beautiful and frightening...? Not very productive, but wonderful nonetheless. I want to make a pun somewhere but my wit's failing ):
Fred: I think most wit fades in the face of perpetual masturbation
Fred: A kleenex moment perhaps?
Fred: Oh, haha, there we go
Tea: I bow to you sir!
Fred: And while the world masturbates you'll have a flat of not rubbish people masturbating their minds, yes?
Tea: Yep, guilt-free mental masturbation! Although we'd probably just spend the time complaining about the affect on the climate of all the tissue used >.<
Fred: Paper can be recycled.... the dripping, life potent paper...