Raping Hot Hunnies

Eric Monday says: so yeah how do you talk to some random chick who's name you don't even know and you've never even spoken to?
Eric Monday says: coz let me tell you
Eric Monday says: this person in question is raping hot
Beatrix says: Well you go up to her and say,
Beatrix says: "Hi, my name's Eric."
Beatrix says: Shake her hand.
Beatrix says: Old fashioned like.
Eric Monday says: that would seem so weird
Eric Monday says: though if I did it as if it was intended weird
Eric Monday says: like
Eric Monday says: as if I had a monocle
Eric Monday says: yeah
Eric Monday says: good idea
Eric Monday says: i'll do that tommorow
Eric Monday says: we'll see who wants to bang who
Beatrix says: Awesome. I'm just trying to think of what Sebastian does.
Eric Monday says: Sebastian's naturally charming
Eric Monday says: even I, not being gay, would tap that
Eric Monday says: if you don't mind my saying
Beatrix says: He's not.
Beatrix says: He didn't use to be.
Beatrix says: I don't mind at all.
Eric Monday says: i've known him for quite a while
Eric Monday says: I don't remember him not being charming
Beatrix says: He says before year nine he wasn't.
Eric Monday says: though sometimes I can't tell if he's being serious or not
Eric Monday says: but apart from that
Eric Monday says: yeah
Eric Monday says: hot
Eric Monday says: nice one
Eric Monday says: not that i've an opinion, not being gay
Eric Monday says: *cough*
Beatrix says: No, well...
Beatrix says: Even straight men fancy Sebastian.
Beatrix says: Well known fact.
Eric Monday says: mm
Eric Monday says: so you say he's not naturally charming, and then you say that even straight guys fancy him
Eric Monday says: surely straight guys wouldn't fancy him if he wasn't naturally charming
Eric Monday says: damn it this pillage is taking forever to go!